Lo and behold! There were many moons between the previous One Liner of the Week Award (given to the brilliant Yuval Sheer) and the one previous to that. Perhaps levity had suffered its own Mercury in retrograde, perhaps the ban on travel to Cuba had been extended, secretly, to smart-assery. It is one of the great mysteries of the Universe...like the origin of life and the purpose of bologna.
Yet, a wonder of wonders has occurred, Renee Humphries has dazzled mine funny bone with her quip yestereve.
We were having a lively Perez Hilton bashing session. After a particularly vibrant slam down of Perez by yours truly, dearest Renee expressed her appreciation saying,
"Brandon, you make my day almost daily. I just adore you."
That was very sweet of her. Then she continued,
"Too bad you're up in the trees with the fruit and not down here in the pond with the fishes."
Oh. My. God.
And that, my dears is how you win the One Liner of the Week Award. Congratulations Lady Humphries.