So, this evening, my roommates and I were pouring some pop and getting ready to get back to watching David Bowie in the Labyrinth when we started talking about Makeeba, our roommate that just happens to be off snowboarding this weekend. One of my roommates mentioned that when Makeeba sings to her she gets scared. I said,
"Your inner child gets scared?"
My roommate replies,
"When Makeeba sings, my inner child gets aborted."
I almost died of wrongness. But good lord it was hilarious and it earned the One Liner of the Week Award.