Saturday, July 18, 2009
A Little Bit About Me
My gal pal Divine Grace sent me one of these ridiculous questionairres via Facebook. Her answers were, well, hilarious. I figures since 1) it's nice sometimes to share a bit about myself with my readers that isn't angry or overly deep, and 2) I am exhausted after playing gay softball from 8am until about 12pm and then working out for an additional two hours, and 3) since I just made and ate a kick ass dinner, and 4) I am lazy as hell, I thought I would repost the survey I answered right here.
By the way...Divine has an amazing blog that is so so wrong yet oh so damn right. Click on her picture, and it will, like the song, take you there.
So here it is, the survey Miss Divine sent my way. Thanks Sugar...you owe me 20 minutes of my life that was sucked into a great Survey Hell Vortex.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:32am
2. How do you like your steak? If it isn't still mooing it's overcooked.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (I vomited 15 times during the movie)
4. What is your favorite TV show? Is that the box with the moving pictures that tells me stories?
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? In the land where Rivers are made of cosmopolitans and lakes are filled with fried chicken and collard greens.
6. What did you have for breakfast? A banana...big...thick....long...
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Hmmmmmmmm I love NOOOOODLES. Thai, Vietnamese, but not Chinese...too short.
8. What foods do you dislike? Dirt.
9. Favorite Place to Eat? (I almost peed myself at Divine's response to this one)...preferrable at the kitchen table.
10. Favorite dressing? Creamy Italian...or a Creamy Puerto Rican.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? I don't think riding the subway counts as driving.
12. What are your favorite clothes? If it doesn't have a hole in the crotch and soy sauce stains on it...I'm good.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Uranus or any anus for that matter.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? I prefer to take my fluids intravenuously.
15. Where would you want to retire? By the time I am old enough to retire...the retirement age will have been raised to "dead."
16. Favorite time of day? Dawn/Dusk...it's when the vampires know to wake up and go to bed.
17. Where were you born? Duluth, Minnesota...I can pretty much promise I was the only mixed race, black, white, puerto rican, and native american born there in 1977....or since.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Anything where the guys have round butts and small tight shorts.
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? President Obama
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Michael Jackson
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Chastity...I mean Chaz...Bono
22. Bird watcher? Only after I've had too much absinthe.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? I only wake up at Noon and Midnight.
24. Do you have any pets? David.
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I qualified for projecticle vomting for the 2012 summer games.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? A Vampire
27. What is your best childhood memory?Have you seen my childhood?
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Dogs....whether on two legs, four legs, or doggie style.
29. Are you married? I ain't got no ring yet...at least not one above my penis.
30. Always wear your seat belt? Man...I grew up watching those crash test dummy commercials. Heck yeah.
31. Been in a car accident? A fender bender.
32. Any pet peeves? PEOPLE WHO SMACK THEIR FOOD SHOULD BE GUTTED AND FORCED TO EAT THEIR OWN INTESTINES.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Anything I can fit on top of it made of once living flesh.
34. Favorite Flower? Sunflower. What. I'm gay.
35. Favorite ice cream? Vanilla with chocolate covered almonds. Same way I like my men.
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Burger Queen
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never. Of course, I didn't take it til I was 23.
38. From whom did you get your last email? Lynne Serpe candidate for NY City Council from Astoria
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Christopher Street Adult DVD
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? I just farted.
41. Like your job? Love it.
42. Broccoli? Love it.
43. What was your favorite vacation? College.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Nasia
45. What are you listening to right now? I farted.
46. What is your favorite color? Cash Money Green.
47. How many tattoos do you have? Uno...for now.
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? A few.
49. What time did you finish this quiz? Unfortunately, it hasn't ended yet.
50. Coffee Drinker? I brew my own...it comes out if you squeeze my left nipple.