So it has been a while since I have given out a One Liner of the Week Award, and this week we have a new recipient: Melissa Tangye.
I met Melissa years ago. I was in the midst of my own Great Depression. I basically was unemployed, drinking, and using my entire apartment as my bedroom. It was note cute.
Anyway, Coya brought her over, and she proceeded to teach me the Fart Dance. It kind of looked like George Jefferson's walk but done to a beat.
Anywho, I sent her a message today telling her that I was moving to New York, and she responded:
"You move more than a pair of titties in a jazzercise class hombre!"
And that is most definitely the One Liner of the Week.