Saturday, May 21, 2011
One Liner of the Week Award: Myriam Fizazi-Hawkins
A little over a week ago, I had the distinct pleasure of meeting my good friend Kamal's sister, Myriam, when she made her way up to the city from the suburbs of Washington, DC. I fell in love with her pretty much right away; she is my kind of woman. Myriam is smart, hilarious, beautiful, and politically savvy in a very broad and nuanced way. If she weren't married and a woman, I would have proposed to her right there during coffee.
A couple of days ago, as I was preparing myself for the Rapture (T-Minus 38 minutes and counting)...and after carefully selecting a chic ensemble that I think is perfect for meeting my maker....I posted a status update on Facebook saying that I was going to be quite upset if Jesus decides not to show up today.
"I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus decides not to show, especially with the way immigrants are treated in this country."
See what I mean? That's marriage proposal material right there.
And that, my Left Behind readers, is the One Liner of the Week.