Call me Miss Cleo or believe that I am channeling the spirit of the now deceased Zelda Rubenstein (aka Tangina) but I have a feeling that some shit is about to break off up in this piece sometime very soon.
We got angry white men flying airplanes into IRS buildings and the media refuses to call it what it is: Terrorism (fucking racism)
We have angry ass white men in Tennessee calling for a return to Jim Crow (fucking teabaggers).
We have an angry white woman in Washington State calling for the lynching of U.S. Senator Pat Murray (more fucking teabaggers)
Finalists are being eliminated from American Idol for shenanigans and skulduggery (fucking FOX)
And I got the shits.
Oh yeah...something real is about to break off up in this piece.
Obama has reached up inside himself, grabbed his nuts, and pulled them out of his abdomen and is letting the Republicans have it.
The Republicans are firing back a full 41 gun salute in the Senate (damn you Massachusetts). And Nancy Pelosi is off getting Botox when she should be in Harry Reid's office slamming his forehead into his desk.
And Carnie Wilson has gained all that weight back that she lost from gastric bypass surgery.
The world is going straight to hell.
The good news is that the economy has rebounded, some. And I know a lot of gay boys in finance that are making money hand over fist or fist inside anus, however you want to phrase it.
But even with that...my Spidey Sense tells me that something for real for real is going to break off this week. Something unexpected or perhaps some shit we should have expected but thanks to a gaff by the CIA, NSC, FBI and PBS we are going to be caught with our pants down, our cheeks spread, and a baby Jesus butt plug in some hard to explain places.
Call me Nostrahomodamus....but grab your implants boys and girls...we are in for some real shit, really soon.