Saturday, January 1, 2011
One Liner of the Week Award: Emily Berube
Last week, on Christmas Eve, the Berube family gathered for their annual gift exchange. David, his Mom and Dad, his brother and sister-in-law, and his niece and nephew gathered in the family rambler in Bristol, CT.
This year, Mitchell acted as Santa passing around gifts. Each person opened his or her gift and made the obligatory oohs and aahs as well as thank yous.
At one point, Mitchell hands his sister Emily one of those plastic candy canes that are filled with various candies, small toys, etc.
This was the following conversation.
Me: "Hey Emily, what's that?"
Emily unwraps the candy cane and looks askance at the various small pieces.
Emily: "A chocking hazard."
And that, Elves and Reindeer, is the One Liner of the Week.